Funny Wedding Stories

 

The priest who married us forgot our names.

He was at the pulpit and said "We are gathered here today to celebrate the marriage of.....of......of.......of......" cue him screwing up his eyes and trying in vain to see our names written on a scrap of paper which he had left on the altar. "Of....of...." he continued....then came a divine flash of inspiration and he settled on "these two young people".

Yo Yo - Bradford

One thing after another

Well, my dad forgot that he was getting in the car with me and went to the registry office with his wife. Son #1 came with me in the end, and then my dopey brother opened the door to let me out on the roadside of the car rather than the pavement. Very elegant.

Also DF went to the church before me and it was shut up so he started banging on the door caretaker opens the door and told DF there where no more wedding that day and the vicar had gone back to the vestery, finally gets the vicar out of bed, he had completly forgot he was marrying us and was running round in a blind panic, infact alot of things went wrong that day it's a wonder we actually got married.

Bernadette

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What NOT to say during a bestman speech!

I was at a wedding reception where the Best Man in his speech was explaining how the couple met (the Groom and Best Man had been on holiday together).

"We saw these two women ... tossed for them .... and he lost".

No one laughed!

Mr A - London

Kids? Don't ya just luv em!

We went to a cousins wedding with son #1, who was about 20 months. They just got to the point where they ask:

"If anyone knows of any reason while these two should not be wed, speak now..."

To which son #1 piped up NO! NO! NO! NO! . (I was trying to pick him up off the floor at the time.)

Tokolosh

Nerves steal the moment

My hubby to be giggled uncontrollably throughout our wedding. So much so, that at the time I doubted whether the vows would be binding, since what he was saying was totally incomprehensible I intend to fall back on that if ever I need to

Howdie

One track mind!

A long time ago I was a bridesmaid at my cousins wedding. It was a full catholic mass type thingy thing and at one point an altar boy walked down the aisle ringing a bell - one of the little ones shouts as loud as he can:

"It's the ice cream man".

Cariad - Canada

Don't get your knickers in a twist - or your bra!

Was 'going from' my friends house as she thought we shouldn't arrive at the park in the same car .

Anyway, we are sitting around drinking champagne and orange juice when I suddenly remember I had forgotten my bra (the one I had on was black and my dress was cream). Anyway, my friend's husband volunteers to go and get my bra so I call my soon to be husband to tell him to put my bra (after describing it in detail) in a bag to give to friend's husband.

When he gets back to the house he has the whole contents of my bedside draw in the bag (knickers included) as my dh couldn't remember what I'd told him as he was so nervous! There was even a bar of soap from the Body Shop in there as I use it to keep my drawers smelling nice

Cariad - Canada

Caught in the Act!

I was bridesmaid for my auntie when I was about 4, with my 2 older cousins aged 8 and 10.

It was a november wedding so we had warm dresses on, the church had the heating on full blast and the altar was right in front of a huge window with the sun streaming in.

About half way through the service oldest cousin fainted on top of my other cousin and the pair of them landed on me. What was even worse I was having a 2 finger pick of my nose at the time and when I landed my fingers got rammed right up my nose causing a massive nose bleed.

Suprisingly I'm not in any of the wedding photos

Ruby - North East

Didn't happen at the wedding but on the way to it ....

Mum , dad and brother are making their way up to the hotel to get ready 2 hours before kickoff , when all of a sudden smoke starts pouring into the interior of the car . Dad has respiratory probs anyway , and he's starting to panic , so they screech to a halt on the hard shoulder of the A120 , with Mother screeching ' GET OUT OF THE CAR !! GET OUT OF THE CAR !! ' and brother trying to put out the fire by throwing the dregs of a small bottle of Evian over the centre console, but to no avail . Call the Fire Brigade, and at this point Mother remembers the ludicrously expensive Jacques Vert mother of the bride outfit about to smoulder to nothing in the boot . So, she wallops brother over the head , screeches 'GET BACK TO THE CAR ! GET BACK TO THE CAR !! ' and gets him to retrieve said outfit . Fire Brigade duly turn up and do the honours , and shut the road to be on the safe side .

I in the meantime am at the hotel , when I get a raging phonecall from hubby to be because he's stuck in traffic because 'some stupid person's car's on fire ' .......

In the finish, he's then driving to the hotel, when he recognises said in law's vehicle on the back of the recovery truck!

Pal - London

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